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1 name for FREE!*
2 names for $4.95
6 names for $14.95
12 names for $24.95
18 names for $34.95
*when you sign a form legally obligating you to saddle
your child with whatever God-awful thing we come up with
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Your Name: |
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Your E-mail Address: |
YES! Please sell my address to pornographers, religious fanatics, drug dealers, and purveyors of discount satellite dishes!
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Baby's Last Name
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Baby's Mother's Full Name: |
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Baby's Father's Full Name (if known): |
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Baby's Brothers'/Sisters' Names: |
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Baby's Mother's Favorite TV Characters' Names: |
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Would you like us to suggest: |
ALL BOY NAMES
ALL GIRL NAMES
Half BOYS & Half GIRLS
CUTESY ANDROGYNOUS NAMES
Random STRINGS OF LETTERS
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List mother's maiden name &
other family surnames (last names): |
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List names that mother wishes she had been given: |
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Family / Friends whose money you hope to inherit: |
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List any cultures or languages to which you have no real connection, but which look cool on paper:
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List some interesting places where baby's parents have had sex:
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Do you like alliterative names?
(First name and last name start with the same letter) |
YES
NO
NO PREFERENCE
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Do you like rhyming names?
(First name and last name sound as though chosen by Dr. Seuss while on hallucinogens) |
YES
NO
NO PREFERENCE
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Do you like pronounceable names?
(First name and last name can be pronounced by people besides yourself) |
YES
NO
NO PREFERENCE
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Do you like meaningful names?
(Name has a dubiously-valid definition that sounds really profound, like "child of portentous destiny") |
YES
NO
NO PREFERENCE
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Types of names you like:
Check as many as you want, even if they will cause seizures in your baby's first grade teacher when combined |
TRENDY (Brittany, Madison, Ashley)
TRENDY YET ORIGINAL (Brytoni, Maddyssinn, Aesleegh)
RANDOMLY CHOSEN NOUN (Sunflower, Celica, Lint)
PULLED OUT OF SCRABBLE BAG (Raylisa, Tavon, Biueryeojzv)
PSEUDOETHNIC (Gwylyn, Tichelle, McKayla)
GOTHY (Ravyn, Darknyss, Moontears)
BLATANT AGENDA (Peace, America, Hygiene)
TREEHUGGER (Summer, River, Mosquito)
PLACES (Sierra, Dakota, Chattanooga)
BORN-AGAIN (Chastity, Hallelujah, Jesus)
OBSOLETE (Elizabeth, Michael, John)
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Special Nomenclatural Kinks:
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