Les Muppetables
And this is the kind of thing we come up with when you drop Laura into a hotbed of crazed Goutals. [Update: Any resemblance to Meri's "Les Mis starring Kermit the Frog" is purely accidental.]
Dramatis Personae
compiled by Abby, Laura, Martha, and Betsi
Jean Valjean: [random human]
Javert: [random human]
Fantine: Alice Otter
Thenardier: Rizzo
Mme. Thenardier: Miss Piggy
Cosette: Prairie Dawn
Marius: Grover
Eponine: Janice
Enjolras: Kermit
Gavroche: Robin
Grantaire: Cookie Monster
Combeferre: Bunsen
Courfeyrac: Fozzie
Feuilly: Gonzo
Joly: Telly
Lesgle: Sam the Eagle
Jean Prouvaire: Emmett Otter
Bahorel: Animal
Misc. Amis: Beaker, Skooter
Young Cosette: Elmo
Young Eponine: Zoe
Bishop of Digne: Count von Count
Policemen: Two-Headed Monster
Patron-Minette: Riverbottom Nightmare Band
National Guards: Martians
And a guest appearance by Waldorf as M. Gillenormand.