The Grantaire Purity Test

Check all boxes for which your answer is "yes". The "submit" button is at the bottom.

Basics

Are you, uh, less than gorgeous?
Considerably less?
Are you scruffy, to boot?
Does this mean you can't get dates?
Do people often find you annoying?
Do a surprising number of people seem to like you anyway?
Do you tend to hang out with people just because they're fun to listen to?
Do you have a snarky sense of humor?
Occasionally bawdy?
Are you easily influenced by your friends?
Are you given to mood swings?

Verbosity

Can you talk for five minutes straight?
Can you throw in effortless allusions to obscure classical figures?
Do you frequently do so?
Loudly?
Do you frequently get told to shut up?

Interests

Do you drink?
Do you drink a lot?
To the point where your friends worry?
Do you dance?
Are you reasonably decent at sports?
Are you in the habit of singing little songs?
Do you like puns?
Do you know a lot of good restaurants?
... a lot of good bars?
... a lot of good everythings?
And do your friends trust your recommendations?

Intellectual Pursuits

Do you take a dim view of politics?
Do you take a dim view of religion?
Do you take a dim view of human nature?
Do you cheerfully talk about these things anyway?
Are you bad at math?

You-Know-Who

Is there someone you admire greatly?
To the point of abjection?
Is s/he less than sympathetic to your adoration?
Is s/he exasperated by your adoration?
Is s/he, in fact, consistently mean to you?
Do you forgive him/her anyway?
Do people tend to suspect you like him/her like that?
Do you wonder that yourself occasionally?
Is this relationship a constant source of angst to you?

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